What if nothing is real?

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core features
  • updated oversized fit
  • we suggest you size down. If you buy an M regularly, buy an S in this style.
  • fabric: 
    -100% cotton
    -220 gsm
  • soft, breathable jersey
  • collection: UM Paradox©
  • design no: 003/005
  • color: black
  • round neck
  • half sleeves
  • unisex
  • made in India
  • Pravin is wearing a size S (height 5.7')
  • Dia is wearing a size S (height 5.8')
  • *All items purchased under discount are not eligible for any return, all sales are final

What if reality might be an illusion, a construct of the mind, or devoid of inherent meaning?
Our understanding of reality could be fundamentally flawed. Challenging us to critically examine the very own foundations of our beliefs, and celebrating uncertainty, this design features a captivating blend of typography and visual elements that stimulate contemplation and introspection.

Our latest drop "UM Paradox©", is inspired by the visionary Berlin-based street artist Paradox Paradise. This thought-provoking collection is designed to push the boundaries of reality and challenge societal norms. By exploring the themes found in YE's Life of Pablo and Escher's impossible constructions, we hope to open your mind to unleash your inner rebel, celebrating the beauty of contradiction and the endless possibilities of creativity.

Genderless Apparel by Urban Monkey®

country of origin - India
Urban Monkey Private Limited

shipping & returns


Free shipping available for orders above 500/- within India.

Orders dispatched every day at 4 pm except on public holidays.

After dispatch, it takes about

  • 2 to 5 working days for metro cities
  • 4 to 7 working days for the rest of India.

We ship your order from Mumbai, Maharashtra.


  • There are no returns/exchanges on items marked as SALE. In case you still wish to return the order, shipping charges of Rs. 150/- will need to be borne by the customer for sending the product back to us.
  • Face masks, keychains, free gifts & promotional items are not returnable.
  • International orders are not eligible for any return/exchanges.
care guide
  • please follow care label on clothing.
  • all our clothing is hand wash, please ensure to always use cold water.


Purple Lightning

Purple Lightning

Crafted from 100% cotton, this vintage-wash black T-shirt is decorated across the front with a faded iteration of the brand's spirit animal.

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
Harshit Bajaj
Veey good

Lovedddd itttt

Hey Harshit,
Thank you for your positive feedback! We are glad to hear that you enjoyed our product and looking forward to your future purchases with us. With Love, UM :)

Alan saji

What if nothing is real?

Hey Alan,
This review means the world to us. Thank you so much for removing the time and letting us know. You've made our day!

what if nothing is real

good design and good fir really loved it

Hey Chaitanya,
Thank you so much for leaving a review for our product 'What if nothing is real' We are thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the design and found it to be a good fit. Your satisfaction is our top priority and we are glad to have met your expectations. Thank you for choosing our product and we hope to have the opportunity to serve you again in the future. With love UM :)

Pranay Desai

got cracks in print after 2-3 wash

Hey Pranay,
We tried contacting you on your given number, but we were unable to reach you, Thank you for your valuable feedback on our product What if Nothing is Real. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We strive to provide high-quality products and want to make this right for you. please feel free to contact us on WhatsApp at +91 9967630898 / 8591466259 or mail us at hello@urbanmonkey.com to assist you further! We appreciate your patience and understanding. Have a great day!

Ameya Mundkur

What if nothing is real?

Hey Ameya,
We tried contacting you on your given number, but we were unable to reach you, in case you still have a query please get in touch with us on WhatsApp at 9967630898 or email hello@urbanmonkey.com for us to assist you.